English Premier League Weekly Roundup, in Rhyme: Week #3

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September 5, 2012 by Silva Plath

Transfer window chaos,
With Spurs at the head,
They went for Moutinho,
But got Clint instead.

He meant to go to Anfield,
But no fee was agreed,
Do they blame Rodgers?
Or Ayre? or FSG?

Meanwhile, at West Ham,
Sam got his man,
But a collision with Brede,
Put paid to that plan.

The Swans were flying high,
Through Michu’s 3rd in 2,
But had their wings clipped,
After Chico’s kung-fu.

Andre’s team: constricted,
The fans on his back,
But with Levy shrewd and patient,
He’s far from the sack.

The Reds lost out to purple,
With Santi gifted by Steve,
Rodgers will be hoping
For a forward on Christmas Eve.

With a how-not-to-Panenka,
Hairdryer plugged in,
A hat-trick to save him,
And give Utd the win.

So the window is closed,
And the season has started,
Which teams will hail the newboys?
And mourn the dearly departed?


  • Romanista89

    These are excellent!

    • SilvaPlath

      Thank you very much!

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